The Perakka Lion

The Perakka Lion
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Written	804 BY
Country	Bormar
Author	Satozi Glirom
Genre	Theater

This play is penned by Zietal Mar playwright Satozi Glirom. In this piece, a lion devours several Dwarves before eventually dying due to his evil and gluttonous acts

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Lion: I am the mighty and fearsome Perakka Lion!!

Lion Roars

Lion: All puny dwarves shall bow before my mighty footsteps which make the ground tremor!

Lion goes crazy roaring and spinning and stuff again.

Blabbo, a Dwarven hero, enters.

Blabbo: I AM BLABBO THE DWARVEN HERO OF BORMAR!!!

SELF NOTE TO SATOZI!!!: BUY SUM’ CHEESE OF RADD!!!

Blabbo gets killed by Perakka Lion, SQUIRT BLOODSPOTS!!!

Lion: Hahahahaha! STUPID dwarves!

Lion walks off to a little house.

Two little dwarves come out.

Lion: HELLO, PUNY DWARVES!!! I HAVE COME TO EAT YOUR FINEST MEATS

Dwarf 1: Oh please do not hurt us!

Dwarf 2: We shall let you eat all our meats, please spare us!

The dwarves throw a tiny piece of meat.

Lion: Not enough!!!

Lion murders the two dwarves and walks on to a new home.

Lion: I AM THE MIGHTY PERAKKA LION! LET ME EAT YOUR FINEST MEATS!

A single dwarf walks out of the house.

Dwarf: Hello Mister lion, I have sufficient meat for you to eat, I swear! Come and feast.

A lot of meat and food is given.

Lion: VERY GOOD! THANKS.

The lion walks on to another house, feeling quite queasy.

Lion: Oh dear! I feel quite queasy. Anywho, DWARF! GIVE ME YOUR FINEST MEATS TO EAT AND GULP AND SWALLOW AND BURP!

Dwarf: Perakka Lion, spare me! I am a poor man, I have no meat to eat!

Lion: Then join my tummy where you will be very yummy!

Dwarf: AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dwarf is eaten, the lion collapses on the ground.

Lion: Oh me oh my, I am feeling QUITE sick and queasy and not very easy. I think I may die.

The lion dies and the dwarf crawls out his stomach.

Unswallowed Dwarf: Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!