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| The Perakka Lion | |
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| Written | 804 BY |
| Country | Bormar |
| Author | Satozi Glirom |
| Genre | Theater |
This play is penned by Thornheim playwright Satozi Glirom. In this piece, a lion devours several Dwarves before eventually dying due to his evil and gluttonous acts
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Lion: I am the mighty and fearsome Perakka Lion!!
Lion Roars
Lion: All puny dwarves shall bow before my mighty footsteps which make the ground tremor!
Lion goes crazy roaring and spinning and stuff again.
Blabbo, a Dwarven hero, enters.
Blabbo: I AM BLABBO THE DWARVEN HERO OF BORMAR!!!
SELF NOTE TO SATOZI!!!: BUY SUM’ CHEESE OF RADD!!!
Blabbo gets killed by Perakka Lion, SQUIRT BLOODSPOTS!!!
Lion: Hahahahaha! STUPID dwarves!
Lion walks off to a little house.
Two little dwarves come out.
Lion: HELLO, PUNY DWARVES!!! I HAVE COME TO EAT YOUR FINEST MEATS
Dwarf 1: Oh please do not hurt us!
Dwarf 2: We shall let you eat all our meats, please spare us!
The dwarves throw a tiny piece of meat.
Lion: Not enough!!!
Lion murders the two dwarves and walks on to a new home.
Lion: I AM THE MIGHTY PERAKKA LION! LET ME EAT YOUR FINEST MEATS!
A single dwarf walks out of the house.
Dwarf: Hello Mister lion, I have sufficient meat for you to eat, I swear! Come and feast.
A lot of meat and food is given.
Lion: VERY GOOD! THANKS.
The lion walks on to another house, feeling quite queasy.
Lion: Oh dear! I feel quite queasy. Anywho, DWARF! GIVE ME YOUR FINEST MEATS TO EAT AND GULP AND SWALLOW AND BURP!
Dwarf: Perakka Lion, spare me! I am a poor man, I have no meat to eat!
Lion: Then join my tummy where you will be very yummy!
Dwarf: AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dwarf is eaten, the lion collapses on the ground.
Lion: Oh me oh my, I am feeling QUITE sick and queasy and not very easy. I think I may die.
The lion dies and the dwarf crawls out his stomach.
Unswallowed Dwarf: Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!